Daily Medicine

If I were a pick-up line…


Today, I’m just short of words…  I’m feeling a little romantic too, so let me leave you with this collection of funny pick-up lines for a good dose of #dailymedicine.  There’s plenty more where they came from, but these are just a few good ones I gleaned from the top 🙂  If you find a mate by using any of these, be sure to tell them that Ufuomaee hooked you up!

Source: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Photo credit: http://www.thefunniestpictures.com, http://www.julettemillien.com

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