Marriage… What’s love got to do with it? Some say everything, and others say nothing. What do you think? I think it depends on your definition of love. A Christian marriage requires a love that is defined and sustained by God.
Here are two funny Christian jokes about marriage for today’s #dailymedicine, that will certainly put a smile on your face! But I hope they make you laugh too!
“Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!”
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”
The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!”
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“During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the minister with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.”
He passed the minister the cash and walked away satisfied.
The wedding day arrives, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the minister looks the young man in the eye and says, “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes.”
The groom leaned toward the minister and hissed, “I thought we had a deal.”
The minister put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, “She made me a much better offer.”
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Yeah! It’s funny how we think we can bargain love 🙂
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Lol! Imagine that. Funny stories indeed. But if he never planned faithfulness as part of the deal, y get married in the first place? Abeg show the guy who push am inside water make im deal with him first before talking about his reward. Cant just stop laughing.
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Lol!!! I mean, he should collect his reward first… and I’m more concerned about the lady who bribed the minister. Why would you want to marry someone you know plans to be unfaithful???
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1. I guess overcoming the death of being eaten by alligators could not make the man comprehend the very rewards.
2. Smart bride.😉 lol
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Lol!!! Yup
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