Daily Medicine

Why You Gotta Be So Cruel?


We had quite a laugh with the pick-up lines the other day, so I couldn’t resist checking out the break-up lines too.  Oh, they can be cruel, but are so funny!  But they say sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind…

Look, don’t tell anyone you I hooked you up with these lines, alright???  But on a serious note, if someone used one of these lines on you, remember this quote by Marilyn Monroe: “Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together“, and cheer up!

Here’s the clean version of break-up lines for today’s #dailymedicine.  Don’t be afraid to laugh.  It’s good for your health.

Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/breakuplines.html

“Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?”

“I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?”

“You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.”

“It’s not you…it’s your taste in music”

“Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.”

“I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you’re not.”

“Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you… but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head”

“We’re just at different points in our lives”

“I just can’t handle the distance….Sorry.”

You’re not Mr. Right…. just Mr. Right Now.”

“You just don’t get me like you use to.”

“I need space.”

“Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.”

“I need to find myself and I just can’t do that with you.”

“I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently”.

“You deserve better and so do I.”

“I think you feel more than I do and I don’t want to hurt you”

“We should be free to meet our special someone”

“Sorry Stacy, but I think I’m in love with your mom”

“I found a new running partner.”

“Hey babe, you heard of the movie ‘Other people'” “Yeah, why?” “I think we should see it”

“I took a gamble and chose you, now I believe I made the wrong choice”

“This isn’t easy and neither are you…I’m breaking up with you.”

“I still care about you, but I just don’t find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.”

“I think you love me more than I love you.”

“My cat doesn’t like you.”

“We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.”

“I need time to focus on my career.”

“Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees… It’s just not working out”

“If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be….but just to be clear it isn’t.”

“I need to learn to love myself before I can love you”

“I think our timing is off”

“I’m looking for a long-term relationship and I just can’t pursue that with you.”

“The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue. We’re breaking up because I never loved you.”

“There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met…..goodbye”

“You should search for someone with the same principles and values.”

“You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.”

“I don’t want to hold you back.”

“Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you”

“I don’t want the responsibility of someone else’s happiness.”

“Maybe we have too much in common. We are too much alike.”

Girl: Want to see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure. Girl: Poof your single.

Boy: Want to hear a joke? Girlfriend: Sure. Boy: Our relationship.

Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl. Boy: Who?

Knock knock. Who’s there? You’re. You’re who? You’re single.

Girl: Your ex is so attractive Boy: Which one? Girl: ME….BYE.

Photo credit: http://www.relatably.com, http://www.julettemillien.com

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